This poor kid… he will be born and raised in a baseball city. But he is from a confused baseball family.
:: His Grampa is a major Red Sox fan. (Auntie Mere gave him the Sox pacifier)
:: His Daddy is an Orioles die-hard fan. (It’s Cal Ripkin Jr.’s fault)
:: He will grow up in “da Bronx”. (That’s Yankees territory, and you don’t risk being a fan of anyone else. Lydia – born just 9 days before him, gave him this pacifier clip)
:: His siblings are somehow calling themselves Mets fans (tickets were cheap…what can I say? They’re gonna get us in trouble!)
:: And Mommy? She just likes the Broncos and rules that make sense (not like baseball – errors? Spitefully walking a good hitter or pegging a batter?)